Here's a meme to clear away my Sarah Palin disgrace from my page:

EIGHT ways to win your heart;
o8. have an opinion
o7. good hair
o6. big lips
o5. eyelashes
o4. rockin' 'tude
o3. like my friends
o2. listen to me
o1. don't push. let ME push.

SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot;
o7. sudden murder of everyone in a 10 foot radius
o6. sudden orgy with everyone in a 10 foot radius
o5. running away
o4. winning a substantial sum of monies
o3. crashing my car into things
o2. stealing children from shitty parents
o1. revenge on old enemies

SIX things you wish you could say to SIX different people right now;
o6. So what was the baking soda all about? And I mean really?
o5. Are you really in love with him? And I mean really?
o4. What would it take to make you see yourself as a worthy person? And I mean really?
o2. What would you do if I told you I wanted to make love to you? And I mean REALLY!
o1. I never needed you in the first place. And I mean really.

FIVE things you do before you fall asleep;
o5. kiss my cat
o4. kill the lights
o3. put in earplugs
o2. set my alarm on my phone
o1. money shot

FOUR things you see right now;
o4. Sephiroth
o3. a random battery
o2. work schedule
o1. piping fresh laundry

THREE songs that you listen to often;
o3. The Ballad of Michael Valentine - The Killers
o2. Hustler - Simian Mobile Disco
o1. This Boy's In Love - The Presets

TWO things you want to do before you die;
o2. world tour
o1. publish

ONE confession;
o1. I rooted for Nicole to win America's Next Top Model from the first episode. Fuck you Lauren, nobody cares if you're dyslexic.

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